The “Kitchen Pirate” single is complete! I’ll be releasing it sometime in mid- to late-June. As my patron, you get exclusive access to this early release of the final, mixed and mastered version. Enjoy, and see lyrics below.

Kitchen pirates
Make it fun
To eat your veggies
One by one
Throw it in the pot
And then you’re done
Remember to dance
When you chop-chop hon

I’m a kitchen pirate

I used to inhale
Ice cream
Ben & Jerry’s
Was my dream
But that much sugar
Is obscene
So I found a way to
Get my sweets clean

I’m a kitchen pirate

I like the pictures
In recipe books
But I don’t do anything
More than look
I make s*** up
That’s how I cook

I’m a kitchen pirate

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