Kitchen Pirates

Make healthy eating fast and fun!

Switching to a whole foods, plant-based diet can feel overwhelming and frustrating, not to mention restrictive and boring.

  • Processed foods cater to your hectic schedule
  • Junk food satisfies your cravings and soothes your nerves
  • In a fast food culture, you’re left clueless about how to use raw ingredients

Cookbooks and cooking shows call for utensils, skills, time, ingredients, or financial resources you simply don’t have – especially when newly-diagnosed with a health condition and making numerous lifestyle changes, all at once.

Kitchen Pirates to the rescue!

Instead of giving you formulaic recipes, Kitchen Pirates videos teach you the mindset and building blocks for creating your own delicious and nutritious meals, in as little as 15 minutes, all while having fun!

Kitchen Pirates Cooking Series Trailer

Kitchen Pirate Music Video Trailer

Buy Tools to Support Your Culinary Adventure!

n 2005, after spending the better part of a decade alternately bedridden, housebound, and wheelchair bound, Loolwa Khazzoom created an innovative and comprehensive road map for healing naturally from debilitating chronic pain. Within a few years, she was able to bike up to 30 miles at a shot, pain-free, and she went on to live an active and predominantly pain-free life – without the use of pharmaceuticals or surgery.

$9.99

Buy this calming album with a New Age take on sacred Iraqi Jewish chants – featuring improvisational vocals and keyboards. No matter your background or language, these tunes will soothe and support you in meditation, yoga, dance, relaxation, and sleep. In doing so, they will usher you out of fight/flight mode (sympathetic nervous system) and into rest/digest mode (parasympathetic nervous system), where your body’s innate healing mechanisms come alive.

$4.99

Whip up a healthy meal while showing off your Kitchen Pirate swag.

This unisex tee has a classic v-neck cut and fits like a well-loved favorite.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Regular fit

$26.00

Buy the music single telling the story of how, when Iraqis in Pajamas front woman Loolwa Khazzoom was diagnosed with cancer in 2010, she chose to reject the conventional option of surgery and instead approach the diagnosis as an opportunity for whole-Being, whole-Life healing and transformation. That decision ultimately led her back to her lost-love of music, following which the nodules began shrinking. The music video for this song won “Best Music Video” at film festivals worldwide!

$0.99

Buy more innovative tools at the KHAZZOOM Shop.

Earn Passive Income as a KHAZZOOM Ambassador!

When you become a KHAZZOOM ambassador, you’ll get a special code to share with your followers. Any time they purchase a program or product from the KHAZZOOM Shop, you’ll get 20% revenue share on all sales that come from that code. There are no formalities or registration fees involved. Quite simply, this is a thank-you for spreading the word. Register now as a KHAZZOOM ambassador!

Enjoy Perks as a KHAZZOOM Patron!

Patreon is a crowdfunding platform enabling you to become an active part of an artist’s creation process. Become a KHAZZOOM Patron now, for as little as $5/month (cancel anytime), and you’ll receive 20% off digital products and 10% off merch, throughout the KHAZZOOM Shop. In addition, you’ll gain access to member-exclusive content and early releases. Sign up here to find out more and become a KHAZZOOM patron today!