Sexy Salads


Think salads are boring? Think again! In this video, I’ll blow open your mind about how to play with your food, through the following steps:

  • I’ll guide you on how to make your salads fly off the charts, with the addition of warm quinoa, fresh peaches, salted almonds, grilled beets, cooked salmon chunks, and more
  • I’ll demonstrate how to go wild and transform your salads into an outlet for your creative self-expression and experimentation with vegan-friendly and meat-friendly options
  • I’ll explain the principles of mixing and matching colors, tastes, and textures, as well as adding or withholding different ingredients each time, to keep your salads diverse and exciting and turn you into a master salad chef
  • I’ll teach you the basic building blocks of homemade dressings – oils, vinegars, nuts, vegetables, and fruits – here, too, revealing how to mix up ingredients in ways that make salads go POW! on your palate. 
  • I’ll coach you on how to incorporate artistic fun into your salad preparation and presentation, amplifying your joy in preparing and eating your “veg-tastic” creations. 


And I’ll show you, step-by-step, how to put all these principles into action, as I create an improvisational salad for you – all while dancing to original music by my band, Iraqis in Pajamas!

Exclusive Access

This video series is exclusively available to KHAZZOOM Patrons now, and will not be released to the general public until April 30, 2023. Patreon is a crowdfunding platform that supports content creators. When you become a KHAZZOOM patron, for as little as $5/month (cancel anytime), you’ll gain exclusive access to this and all other patron-exclusive content, and you’ll receive 20% off this and all digital purchases storewide at the KHAZZOOM Shop.

The Kitchen Pirates video series was produced with the support of a grant from the Lloyd Symington Foundation, which funds innovative programs for living with and healing from cancer.

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